4thalulz:

its back

if your flats give you toe cleavage, they don’t fit. 

As a child I didn’t like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms. I used to pick them out and just eat the little cereal pieces. 

I feel like this says something.

So I’m a bad person, that’s fine. 

But I don’t care about your problems.

I would say I’m sorry, but I’m not.

I don’t care! I don’t care! 

I don’t expect you to give a damn about my problems so I’d love it if you stopped yelling your problems at me like I’m supposed to give a shit about your personal issues.

I just barged into my sisters room and pulled my blog up 

Me: I just had some quality moments look

Pip: Yes I saw all of these

Me: WELL YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THEM

I like to think I inspire people. Today it has been confirmed.

“How are you liking Los Angeles?”

— Chuck Palahniuk  (via damnyoulauren)

derekstelinski:

#me